Here's a phone conversation I had this morning:
*ring, ring*
ME (hero): Hello, Capogiro Gelato, how can I help you?
ENTITLED IDIOT (villain): Hey, do you guys have any prosciutto panini today?
M: Yep, we have a bunch.
EI: Can you like... put one on the grill and I'll come pick it up in like 5 or 15 minutes?
M: Sorry, sir, but it is store policy that we don't take phone orders.
[10 second pause]
M: Hello?
EI: So can you do it?
I deal with people like this all day.
Apparently a frequent customer talked to Jen a real long time on Sunday about Capo possibly using some ap that allows you to order food/drink without ever having to communicate with a real human.
those apps, not appetizers, god no, i love the appetizers, but stay away from those aps!
ReplyDeleteand apes. they can be mean.
Shit sucks, I've been there. Feel for ya. I MISS YOU TED.
Once I brewed a whole thing of coffee w/out grinding the beans then gave it to the AA guys who went to AA by the temple next to us. Surprisingly, they always came back...